There I was, just minding my own business…
Isn’t it cute? I’m so proud! Too bad I wasn’t going 200 MPH. I just happened to get caught in a huge shrimp haul on a holiday weekend. At least I got to stand there and watch every other poor sap get pulled over the same way. The cop wasn’t even from the county I was in. They had one on the overpass and a half dozen below and they just started hunting like Al Hirt drunk with a shotgun on a deep sea fishing boat in Louisiana.
I’m gonna fight it because I don’t deserve one. If I was going 200, maybe, but come on! I was like 73 in a 65. I think. It’s hard to read that speedo when you’re doing a handstand.
